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Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!

Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony. "Help, help!" yells...Read the whole joke

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One Eye

Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, "Look at that dog with one eye!" T...Read the whole joke

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Obituaries

Where do you look for blondes' obituaries? Under "Home Improvements."...Read the whole joke

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Noticing a blonde

Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans: Nothing. Do they exist?...Read the whole joke

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More Blonde Q and A's

Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS? A: It said cook it for half an hour per ...Read the whole joke

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Mileage

A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a car with 250,000 miles on it. So, sh...Read the whole joke

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Medicine Cabinet

Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn't wake up the Sleeping Pills....Read the whole joke

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Marry a blonde

What's the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped zones....Read the whole joke

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M and M's are too smart!

Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory? She kept throwing out all of ...Read the whole joke

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Lover's Lane

At a paternity trial, the blonde's lawyer asked, "On the night of July 16th last, at approximately 1...Read the whole joke

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Lotto

A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she lost. Next week she prayed to god aga...Read the whole joke

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Light Bulb 5

How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."...Read the whole joke

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Light Bulb 4

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? "You can change those things?!"...Read the whole joke

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Light Bulb 3

Why can't the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with the hammer....Read the whole joke

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Library Fast food

A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the desk and said, "I would like ...Read the whole joke

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Lesbian

A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty young woman. He advances towards her w...Read the whole joke

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Leather jacket

What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a clue!...Read the whole joke

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Lawnmower

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to s...Read the whole joke

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Laugh twice

Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row? Donna: I dunno. How? Me: Tell her the...Read the whole joke

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Knitting Blonde

A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through...Read the whole joke

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