Accountant jokes

Why do accountants make good lovers? They're great with figures.

An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical p...Read the whole joke

Rating: - Category: Accountant

Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child: "No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost ...Read the whole joke

Rating: - Category: Accountant

What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit s...Read the whole joke

Rating: - Category: Accountant

An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep stat...Read the whole joke

Rating: - Category: Accountant

There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of th...Read the whole joke

Rating: - Category: Accountant

A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing....Read the whole joke

Rating: - Category: Accountant

How do you know accountants have no imagination? They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers....Read the whole joke

Rating: - Category: Accountant

A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant. His friend ask...Read the whole joke

Rating: - Category: Accountant

An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't g...Read the whole joke

Rating: - Category: Accountant