Accountant jokes

Why accountants don't read novels? Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

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A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him t...Read the whole joke

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Why do accountants make good lovers? They're great with figures....Read the whole joke

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What does FCPA stand for? Finally Caught Pinching the Assets...Read the whole joke

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Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries? They find bookkeeping too exciting....Read the whole joke

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What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit s...Read the whole joke

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How do you know when an accountant's on holidays? He doesn't wear a tie to work and comes in af...Read the whole joke

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The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first jo...Read the whole joke

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Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take th...Read the whole joke

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