Accountant jokes

If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say? "Darling, could you tell me about your work."

How do you know accountants have no imagination? They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers....Read the whole joke

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Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down th...Read the whole joke

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A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him t...Read the whole joke

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How do you know when an accountant's on holidays? He doesn't wear a tie to work and comes in af...Read the whole joke

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If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say? "Darling, could you tell me about your w...Read the whole joke

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Why did the auditor cross the road? Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last...Read the whole joke

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What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality....Read the whole joke

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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation....Read the whole joke

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Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax part...Read the whole joke

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