Accountant jokes

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A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant. Her friend asks, "Didn't your company hire an accountant a short while ago?" The business owner replies, "That's the accountant I've been searching for."

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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time? It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 1...Read the whole joke

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Why did the auditor cross the road? Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last...Read the whole joke

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What's the definition of an accountant? Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a...Read the whole joke

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There are three kinds of accountants in the world. Those who can count and those who can't....Read the whole joke

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What's the definition of unlikely? A photo-spread in Playboy titled 'The World's Top Accountants ...Read the whole joke

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A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him t...Read the whole joke

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An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to hi...Read the whole joke

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A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing....Read the whole joke

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What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth? His desk is le...Read the whole joke

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