Accountant jokes

Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.

The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first jo...Read the whole joke

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How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb? How many did it take last year?...Read the whole joke

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A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him t...Read the whole joke

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There are three kinds of accountants in the world. Those who can count and those who can't....Read the whole joke

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What does FCPA stand for? Finally Caught Pinching the Assets...Read the whole joke

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A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant. Her ...Read the whole joke

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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation....Read the whole joke

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How do you know when an accountant's on holidays? He doesn't wear a tie to work and comes in af...Read the whole joke

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A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?" ...Read the whole joke

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