Accountant jokes

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How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb? "What kind of answer did you have in mind?" Two, one to change the light bulb and one to check that it was done within the given budget.

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What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? Lost...Read the whole joke

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A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing....Read the whole joke

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When do accountants laugh out loud? When somebody asks for a raise...Read the whole joke

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A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Hera...Read the whole joke

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What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit s...Read the whole joke

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Who was the first accountant? Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the...Read the whole joke

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A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant. His friend ask...Read the whole joke

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If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say? "Darling, could you tell me about your w...Read the whole joke

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Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing: "He's such a sensitive child. Let's wa...Read the whole joke

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