Accountant jokes

What's the definition of an accountant? Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to hi...Read the whole joke

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If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say? "Darling, could you tell me about your w...Read the whole joke

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Why did he cross back? So he could charge the client for travel expenses....Read the whole joke

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Laws of Accounting 1. Trial balances don't 2. Bank reconciliations never do 3. Working Capita...Read the whole joke

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An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Mel...Read the whole joke

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How do you know when an accountant's on holidays? He doesn't wear a tie to work and comes in af...Read the whole joke

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Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax part...Read the whole joke

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Why accountants don't read novels? Because the only numbers in them are page numbers....Read the whole joke

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The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first jo...Read the whole joke

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