Accountant jokes

What's the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who has a loophole named after him.

What's the definition of an accountant? Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a...Read the whole joke

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When do accountants laugh out loud? When somebody asks for a raise...Read the whole joke

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What's an actuary? An accountant without the sense of humour....Read the whole joke

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A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a ...Read the whole joke

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Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at wo...Read the whole joke

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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation....Read the whole joke

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If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say? "Darling, could you tell me about your w...Read the whole joke

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A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant. Her ...Read the whole joke

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Laws of Accounting 1. Trial balances don't 2. Bank reconciliations never do 3. Working Capita...Read the whole joke

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