Accountant jokes

When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realises he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him t...Read the whole joke

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How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb? "What kind of answer did you have in ...Read the whole joke

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Why do accountants make good lovers? They're great with figures....Read the whole joke

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What does FCPA stand for? Finally Caught Pinching the Assets...Read the whole joke

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A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops a...Read the whole joke

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What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone? Popular...Read the whole joke

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What's an extroverted accountant? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead o...Read the whole joke

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How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and...Read the whole joke

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How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft? When he actually listens to Marketing...Read the whole joke

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