Accountant jokes

Why did God invent economists? So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb? How many did it take last year?...Read the whole joke

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An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep stat...Read the whole joke

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Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing: "He's such a sensitive child. Let's wa...Read the whole joke

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Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you ha...Read the whole joke

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A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant. His friend ask...Read the whole joke

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An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical p...Read the whole joke

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A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldi...Read the whole joke

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A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops a...Read the whole joke

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A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a ...Read the whole joke

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