Accountant jokes

What's an actuary? An accountant without the sense of humour.

Who was the first accountant? Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the...Read the whole joke

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There are three kinds of accountants in the world. Those who can count and those who can't....Read the whole joke

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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation....Read the whole joke

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Why did God invent economists? So accountants could have someone to laugh at....Read the whole joke

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What's an actuary? An accountant without the sense of humour....Read the whole joke

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Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at wo...Read the whole joke

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A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant. Her ...Read the whole joke

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A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am...Read the whole joke

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An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep stat...Read the whole joke

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