Accountant jokes

Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries? They find bookkeeping too exciting.

How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft? When he actually listens to Marketing...Read the whole joke

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What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality....Read the whole joke

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What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit s...Read the whole joke

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Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child: "No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost ...Read the whole joke

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The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first jo...Read the whole joke

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How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? Hmmm........I'll just do a few n...Read the whole joke

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Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at wo...Read the whole joke

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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation....Read the whole joke

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When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realises he doesn't have the charism...Read the whole joke

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