Accountant jokes

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite an accountant.

What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality....Read the whole joke

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Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child: "No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost ...Read the whole joke

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What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit s...Read the whole joke

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The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient. "This is good news. It is very unusual,...Read the whole joke

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Why did he cross back? So he could charge the client for travel expenses....Read the whole joke

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What does CPA stand for? Can't Produce Anything...Read the whole joke

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An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to hi...Read the whole joke

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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation....Read the whole joke

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An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. H...Read the whole joke

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