What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality....Read the whole joke
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What's an extroverted accountant? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead o...Read the whole joke
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What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone? Popular...Read the whole joke
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What's the definition of unlikely? A photo-spread in Playboy titled 'The World's Top Accountants ...Read the whole joke
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What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room? Refusing to fill out the guest comment ca...Read the whole joke
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How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and...Read the whole joke
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What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit s...Read the whole joke
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What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit s...Read the whole joke
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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time? It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 1...Read the whole joke
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The accountant's prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tom...Read the whole joke
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Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party: ".......and ninthly..."...Read the whole joke
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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation....Read the whole joke
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What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth? His desk is le...Read the whole joke
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How do you know accountants have no imagination? They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers....Read the whole joke
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There are three kinds of accountants in the world. Those who can count and those who can't....Read the whole joke
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What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? Lost...Read the whole joke
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How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft? When he actually listens to Marketing...Read the whole joke
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When do accountants laugh out loud? When somebody asks for a raise...Read the whole joke
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Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays? They can wear casual clothes to work...Read the whole joke
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How do you know when an accountant's on holidays? He doesn't wear a tie to work and comes in af...Read the whole joke
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