Animal jokes

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What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck's favourite TV show?THE FEATHER FORECASTGET IT? hahaha

What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants ? The tusk fairy !...Read the whole joke

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How does a cow do math? With a cowculator!...Read the whole joke

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What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick? A docs-hund!...Read the whole joke

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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ? A petticoat !...Read the whole joke

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Why do pigs love Halloween? There's lots of hogsgobblin....Read the whole joke

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Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up? Nutty Marietta!...Read the whole joke

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Why wouldn't the bird let her chicks go near the pig pen? She didn't want the pigs eating shre...Read the whole joke

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What kind of money do polar bears use ? Ice lolly !...Read the whole joke

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Why do primates do so well in show biz? Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!...Read the whole joke

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