Animal jokes

A blind man in a store

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A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."

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Elephant jokes

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ? An elephant with hiccups !...Read the whole joke

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How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?

How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him up and start sucking his dick....Read the whole joke

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Elephant jokes

Why are elephants wiser than chickens ? Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!...Read the whole joke

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Horse jokes

Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in? They had to pay the jockey overti...Read the whole joke

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Various animal jokes

Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank...Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit? Hare in your milk!...Read the whole joke

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Rabbit jokes

How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods....Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

A man and his dog went into a pub. The barman said "Sorry mate no dogs allowed in here!" The dog...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

What wears a black, white, and tan coat but has no hair? A bald beagle!...Read the whole joke

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