Animal jokes

A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog...

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A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes the dogs leash & starts swinging it around & aroundhis head.The druggist says "May I help you?" The blind man replies "No thank you, I'm just lookingaround."

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Dog jokes

What does a Chihuahua play basketball with? A tennis ball!...Read the whole joke

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Snake jokes

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ? They couldn't, they we...Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!...Read the whole joke

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Various animal jokes

Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs!...Read the whole joke

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There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam...

There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam.It was that time of year to ...Read the whole joke

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Various animal jokes

Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere? Yak the Ripper...Read the whole joke

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Elephant jokes

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ? One is a weak one and the other ...Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !...Read the whole joke

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Snake jokes

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet? Wait until he's finished....Read the whole joke

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