Animal jokes

A boy and girl octopus out on a date...

A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm in arm in arm in arm...

May I buy half a rabbit? No, we don't split hares!...Read the whole joke

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Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!...Read the whole joke

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Where do birds invest their money ? In the stork market !...Read the whole joke

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What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms!...Read the whole joke

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What's a rabbits' favorite dance? The bunny hop....Read the whole joke

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|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you.2. The Bears exhibit is ...Read the whole joke

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What do you call the place where parrots make films? Pollywood!...Read the whole joke

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|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A: He gets splinters in his mouth!...Read the whole joke

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How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight....Read the whole joke

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