Animal jokes

A cat's dictionary

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Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.Human being: Automatic door opener for cats.Purrpetual: Everlasting love for domesticated felines.Purrson: A male kitty.Purrpetual motion: A kitty playing.

Other Animal jokes

Snake jokes

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a python. Oh you can't get round me like that, you know....Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit? Hare in your milk!...Read the whole joke

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Pig jokes

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill? He was a little shoat....Read the whole joke

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Pig jokes

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny? Because its head is on one side and its tail is on ...Read the whole joke

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Elephant jokes

How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ? Take all the matches out first !...Read the whole joke

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Rabbit jokes

What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!...Read the whole joke

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Rabbit jokes

Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy....Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ? In bark-lays bank !...Read the whole joke

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Moles

A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of a farmhouse in the country.One day...Read the whole joke

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