Animal jokes

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A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we don't have any bread[After a few minutes]Duck: You got any bread?Barman: Look, we don't have any bread[In a little while]Duck: You got any bread?Barman: We don't have any F*****g bread![Some time later]Duck: Got any bread?Barman: If you ask me if I've got any F*****g bread once more I'm gonna nail your F*****g bill to this bar..................Duck: You got any nails?Barman: NO!Duck: You got any bread? Sent by Duncan

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Pig jokes

Sports fad invented by pigs: Mud wrestling....Read the whole joke

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Elephant jokes

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ? Because they couldn't hold their trunk...Read the whole joke

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Pig jokes

Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling? They wanted to catch bugs with their tee...Read the whole joke

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The 2 Hunters

These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted. The other hunter didn't know what t...Read the whole joke

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Rabbit jokes

What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs!...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

What dog wears contact lenses ? A cock-eyed spaniel !...Read the whole joke

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Various animal jokes

What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear ...Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!...Read the whole joke

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Pig jokes

Who is the greatest painter of this century? Pigcasso!...Read the whole joke

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