Animal jokes

A fair warning

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Tourist guide at zoo: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to roam the lands. Every day the elephant eats 3 dozen bunches of bananas, 6 tons of hay, and 2000 pounds of assorted fruits. Madam, please don't stand near the elephant's backside.... Madam, PLEASE don't stand near the elephant's backside ... MADAM ... MADAM ..., too late; George, dig her out."

Other Animal jokes

Dog jokes

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ? A bud hound !...Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er....Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper!...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684? The wrong answer....Read the whole joke

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Various animal jokes

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mo...Read the whole joke

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Various animal jokes

When is a lion not a lion ? When he turns into his cage !...Read the whole joke

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Elephant jokes 12

|What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?Russell!A man w...Read the whole joke

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Bird jokes

Why do ducks have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !...Read the whole joke

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Gorilla jokes

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory? The day they started to manufacture a...Read the whole joke

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