Animal jokes

A good chess player

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A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen.""Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."

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Pig jokes

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Elephant jokes 10

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Dog jokes

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Frog jokes

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Bird jokes

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Elephant jokes

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Cow jokes

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