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What is the definition of a goose ? An animal that grows down as it grows up !...Read the whole joke

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What goes 'peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang' ? A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons...Read the whole joke

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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? 'Dad, dad, look what...Read the whole joke

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How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ? Eat him on Saturday !...Read the whole joke

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What kind of bird lays electric eggs ? A battery hen !...Read the whole joke

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What do you get from a drunk chicken ? Scotch eggs !...Read the whole joke

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Why do ducks have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !...Read the whole joke

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ? A brick-layer !...Read the whole joke

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Why does a rooster watch TV ? For hentertainment !...Read the whole joke

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What happens when geese land in a volcano ? They cook their own gooses !...Read the whole joke

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Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ? Because eggs were going up...Read the whole joke

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How do you make a tame duck wild? Annoy it....Read the whole joke

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What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk? A bird that stinks to high heaven....Read the whole joke

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What does an educated owl say? Whom....Read the whole joke

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What do confused owls say? Too-whit-to-why?...Read the whole joke

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What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? You're not owld enough....Read the whole joke

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What do Scottish owls sing? Owld Lang Syne....Read the whole joke

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What did the scornful owl say? Twit twoo....Read the whole joke

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Two owls were playing pool. One said, "Two hits." The other replied, "Two hits to who?"...Read the whole joke

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What do you get if you cross a giant, hairy monster with a penguin? I don't know but it's a ve...Read the whole joke

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