Animal jokes

Bird jokes

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years? It was stuffed....Read the whole joke

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Bird jokes

Teacher: What's a robin? Fred: A bird that steals, ma'am....Read the whole joke

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Bird jokes

What do you call a vulture with no beak? A head banger....Read the whole joke

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Bird jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls (bagels,...Read the whole joke

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Bird jokes

Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to take ballet lessons? "He wanted to be a hentertaine...Read the whole joke

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Bird jokes

What kind of doctor does a duck visit? A Ducktor....Read the whole joke

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Bird jokes

Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and Christmas??? You're lucky, with us it's any Sunday."...Read the whole joke

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Bird jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri? To show the opossum it could be done....Read the whole joke

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Bird jokes

How many ducks would there be, if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks, two ducks between two...Read the whole joke

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Bird jokes

A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge outside the tenth floor of a skyscraper. Th...Read the whole joke

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Bird jokes

"Look at that speed!" said one hawk to another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their hea...Read the whole joke

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Buy alligator shoes

|A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. Howeve...Read the whole joke

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Bying a horse

This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend"I know this midget with a speech impe...Read the whole joke

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Cat technical support problems

|This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular cus...Read the whole joke

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CHICKEN

Q:Why didn't the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a "chicken"....Read the whole joke

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Chucky goes to the movies

An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, "Sir, what's that on your shoulde...Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock....Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !...Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

Camper: Look at that bunch of cows. Farmer: Not bunch, herd. Camper: Heard what? Farmer: Of cow...Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work....Read the whole joke

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