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A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say, f...Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. "Oh, I reckon about the same...Read the whole joke

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Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies? Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!...Read the whole joke

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Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture? No! Did he h...Read the whole joke

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Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!...Read the whole joke

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Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare!...Read the whole joke

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How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented? They were very impressed!...Read the whole joke

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How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up!...Read the whole joke

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How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A!...Read the whole joke

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What do you call a cow that plays the guitar? A Moosician!...Read the whole joke

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How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down...Read the whole joke

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How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them!...Read the whole joke

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How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick....Read the whole joke

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How does a cow do math? With a cowculator!...Read the whole joke

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How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight....Read the whole joke

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I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well, wouldn't you look silly ri...Read the whole joke

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I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower!...Read the whole joke

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If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get? Half and half!...Read the whole joke

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If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"...Read the whole joke

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If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks, what would you get? Milk and quackers!...Read the whole joke

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