Animal jokes

Cow jokes

If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you sh...Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

If you make a cow angry, how will she get even? She'll cream you!...Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York!...Read the whole joke

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Is there big money in the cattle business? So I've herd!...Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk! But doesn't that make the cow feel ...Read the whole joke

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Pa's being chased by a bull! Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it? Get me s...Read the whole joke

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Teacher: Name five things that contain milk. Pupil: Butter, cheese, ice cream ... and two cows!...Read the whole joke

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That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing! I told you he was a bum steer!...Read the whole joke

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That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet!...Read the whole joke

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What animals do you bring to bed? Your calves....Read the whole joke

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What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs!...Read the whole joke

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What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines...Read the whole joke

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What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues...Read the whole joke

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What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand!...Read the whole joke

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What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?...Read the whole joke

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What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"...Read the whole joke

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What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey....Read the whole joke

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What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cow's nes...Read the whole joke

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What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes!...Read the whole joke

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What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies....Read the whole joke

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