Animal jokes

Cow jokes

What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa!...Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly....Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank!...Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

What goes oo ooo oooo? A cow with no lips....Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

What hair style is a calf's favorite? The cowlick!...Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

What happened to the lost cattle? Nobody's herd....Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache....Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos!...Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards!...Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna...Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle!...Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round!...Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer!...Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer? A woolly bully!...Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay!...Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail!...Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride!...Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

What is the definition of "moon"? The past tense of "moo"!...Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!...Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together....Read the whole joke

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