Animal jokes

Cow jokes

When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture....Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case!...Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria!...Read the whole joke

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Where do cows like to live? St. Moo-is....Read the whole joke

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Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose....Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf...Read the whole joke

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Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows!...Read the whole joke

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Where do Russian cows come from? Moscow!...Read the whole joke

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Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball!...Read the whole joke

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Where does a cow stop to drink? The milky way!...Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

Why are cpws made for dancing? They're all born hoofers!...Read the whole joke

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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized!...Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers? She heard he was a cowpuncher!...Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen an...Read the whole joke

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!...Read the whole joke

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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow? He wanted rich milk!...Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!...Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food? He wanted to raised stewed beef!...Read the whole joke

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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!...Read the whole joke

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Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!...Read the whole joke

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