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Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!...Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!...Read the whole joke

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Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry!...Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress? She was charged with rust...Read the whole joke

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Why was the calf afraid? He was a cow-herd!...Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!...Read the whole joke

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Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow! Was ...Read the whole joke

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What is a cow's favourite TV show ? Dr Moo !...Read the whole joke

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If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !...Read the whole joke

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What's the best way to make a bull sweat ? Put him in a tight jumper !...Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

Why do cows like being told jokes ? Because they like being amoosed !...Read the whole joke

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What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ? A cow that can milk itself !...Read the whole joke

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Cow jokes

Q. What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A. A shadow...Read the whole joke

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What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather....Read the whole joke

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Cow on train tracks

|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conduc...Read the whole joke

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Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?

Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as Rudolph, he just co...Read the whole joke

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Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?

Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out of the dog....Read the whole joke

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Did you hear about the blind skunk...

Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?...Read the whole joke

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Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?

Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got 16 months....Read the whole joke

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Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?

Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm, then runs for help....Read the whole joke

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