Animal jokes

A gruesome murder

A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um,...Read the whole joke

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A guide to walking tigers

|Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they purr like a freight train going ...Read the whole joke

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says...

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says to the bartender. "If i show you the m...Read the whole joke

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A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot...

A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows him two beautiful ones out on t...Read the whole joke

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A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow...

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He ...Read the whole joke

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A horse and a rabbit

A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into amud hole an...Read the whole joke

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A horse walks into a bar...

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: "So, why the long face?"...Read the whole joke

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A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel...

A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around when up comes a ...Read the whole joke

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A little girl was out with her Grandmother...

A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the si...Read the whole joke

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A little old lady buys a pair of parrots...

A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes. She calls the shop, and t...Read the whole joke

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A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly...

A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort, he reaches the top, jumps...Read the whole joke

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A lusty camel

A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out in the desert. There was only one c...Read the whole joke

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A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus...

A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says "I'll bet $50 that no one here has a musical i...Read the whole joke

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A man in a state of excessive inebriation...

A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle range booth and threw down...Read the whole joke

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A man running a little behind schedule arrives...

A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in to watch the movie that...Read the whole joke

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A man takes his dog for a walk in the park...

A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he's there, he runs in to his old friend. The two ...Read the whole joke

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A man takes his sick dog to the vet...

A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog ontothe the operating table, looks down a...Read the whole joke

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A man took his Rottweiler to the vet...

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for...Read the whole joke

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A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot...

A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this parrot is...Read the whole joke

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A miserable rooster

A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and ...Read the whole joke

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