Animal jokes

Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?

Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you and you're screwedSent b...Read the whole joke

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Difference between a cat and a dog...

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke

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Do Elephants Ever Forget?

Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money....Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

A man took his dog to the vets and asked the vet to completely remove the dogs tail. The vet con...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

A man was very proud of his guard dog, he would leave it to roam free in the garden to sow the w...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

A man is walking down the street when he hears a voice, "Pssst you come over here!" He looks r...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

A man and his dog went into a pub. The barman said "Sorry mate no dogs allowed in here!" The dog...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying; DANGER! BEWARE OF ...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was ex...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you...Read the whole joke

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A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the follo...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date's door. Sh...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

Q: When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk? - A: Anytime he wants to go....Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? - A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

Q: How did bulldogs get such flat noses? - A: From chasing cars....Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

Q: What has got four legs and an arm? - A: A Rottweiler in a playground....Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car? - A: Put him in the front sea...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

Q: What do you say to a dog before he eats? - A: Bone appetite!...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it was the chickens day off....Read the whole joke

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Q: Why is a dog's nose in the middle of it's face? - A: Because it's the scenter....Read the whole joke

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