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Dog jokes

Q: When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house? - A: When the door is open....Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? - A: It stole the show!...Read the whole joke

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Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it....Read the whole joke

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Q: What kind of dog does a dracula like? - A: A Bloodhound....Read the whole joke

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Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper? - A: RUFF!...Read the whole joke

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Q: What goes "krab, krab, krab"? - A: A dog barking in a mirror....Read the whole joke

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Q: What side of the dog has the most fur? - A: The Outside....Read the whole joke

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Q: Why does a dog wag it's tail? - A: No one else will do it for them...Read the whole joke

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Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that...Read the whole joke

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Small girl: I'd buy that dog, but his legs are too short! Clerk: Too short ? Why, all four of th...Read the whole joke

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Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ? In bark-lays bank !...Read the whole joke

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What dogs are best for sending telegrams ? Wire haired terriers !!...Read the whole joke

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What do you call a happy Lassie ? A jolly collie !...Read the whole joke

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What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ? A dingo-ling !...Read the whole joke

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What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ? A bud hound !...Read the whole joke

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Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !...Read the whole joke

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What is the dogs favourite city ? New Yorkie !...Read the whole joke

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Who is the dogs favourite comedian ? Growlcho Marx !...Read the whole joke

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What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie? "Well, doggone !"...Read the whole joke

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What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk ? A Great Dane out !...Read the whole joke

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