Animal jokes

Dog jokes

What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog ? Chump chops !...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ? A petticoat !...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower !...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ? He was trying to make both ends meet !...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ? "I must thr...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

Why do dogs wag their tails ? "Because no one else will do it for them !"...Read the whole joke

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What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ? His bark was much worse than it's bite !...Read the whole joke

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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ? Because you can't bury them in trees !...Read the whole joke

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What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !...Read the whole joke

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What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ? A jet setter !...Read the whole joke

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Why did the dog wear white sneakers ? Because his boots were at the menders !...Read the whole joke

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What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ? An animal that barks at low flying aircraft...Read the whole joke

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Where do Eskimos train their dogs ? In the mush room !...Read the whole joke

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What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ? When the door is open...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ? A dog that chases cars - and catches them !...Read the whole joke

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What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it ? A sausage dog !...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !...Read the whole joke

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What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ? I don't know but I'll join in if it la...Read the whole joke

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What do dogs have that no other animal has ? Puppy dogs !...Read the whole joke

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