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Dog jokes

What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

What is a dog's favourite sport ? Formula 1 drooling !...Read the whole joke

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What is a dog's favourite food ? Anything that is on your plate !...Read the whole joke

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What dog wears contact lenses ? A cock-eyed spaniel !...Read the whole joke

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What is a dogs favourite flower ? Anything in your garden !...Read the whole joke

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What's a dog favourite hobby ? Collecting fleas !...Read the whole joke

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How many seasons are there in a dogs life ? Just one, the moulting season !...Read the whole joke

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Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ? Because they mess up the whole house !...Read the whole joke

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How do you stop a dog smelling ? Put a peg on it's nose !...Read the whole joke

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When does a dog go "moo" ? When it is learning a new language !...Read the whole joke

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What kind of dog chases anything red ? A bull dog !...Read the whole joke

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What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ? A guard dog !...Read the whole joke

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What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ? A plain clothes police dog !...Read the whole joke

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ? The collie wobbles !...Read the whole joke

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Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ? Cats can't drive !...Read the whole joke

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What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ? A mutt in a rut !...Read the whole joke

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When is a black dog not a black dog ? When it's a greyhound !...Read the whole joke

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ? A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tr...Read the whole joke

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What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog ? Dingo Starr !...Read the whole joke

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What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table ? He gets splinters in his mouth ...Read the whole joke

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