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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ? A computer with a lot of bites !...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo? A dog that has somewhere to put its own lea...Read the whole joke

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ? A sheep that can round itself up !...Read the whole joke

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What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ? Hush puppies !...Read the whole joke

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ? A dog that can lick you from the other side of t...Read the whole joke

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What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow ? Slush puppies !...Read the whole joke

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What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come !...Read the whole joke

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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ? Melon-collie !...Read the whole joke

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What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky husky !...Read the whole joke

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What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ? A shaggy dogs tale !...Read the whole joke

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Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye? Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth...Read the whole joke

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Why do dogs run in circles ? Because its hard to run in squares !...Read the whole joke

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How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ? Put your ear up to a tree and listen for t...Read the whole joke

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How can you tell a dog from a tomato? The tomato is red....Read the whole joke

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How can you tell a dog from an elephant? The elephant remembers....Read the whole joke

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How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight? Delighted....Read the whole joke

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How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night? He used a skeleton key....Read the whole joke

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How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket....Read the whole joke

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How did the dog make gold soup? He put in 24 carrots....Read the whole joke

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How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast? He foame...Read the whole joke

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