Animal jokes

Dog jokes

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard? Put him in your back yard....Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him? Bit him, naturally....Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

What did the dog do with the history professor? They got together and talked over old times....Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684? The wrong answer....Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

What did the dog say to the pig? You are just a bore....Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

What did the dog say when he chased his tail? This is the end....Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

What did the dog take when he was run down? The license number of the car that hit him....Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper....Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine? He made a spectacle of himself...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

What happened when the shaggy dog swallowed a teaspoon? He wasn't able to stir....Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet? A thousand dogs....Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

What is a baseball dog? One that chases fowls....Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour? A double crosser....Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

What is black and white and red all over? A Dalmatian with a bad sunburn....Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up? A dog....Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella? The umbrella can be shut up....Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox? If you don't know you must lose a lot of ma...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

What is worse than a dog howling at the moon? Two dogs howling at the moon....Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

What looks like a dog, sounds like a dog, eats like a dog, but isn't a dog? A pup....Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails? A retail store....Read the whole joke

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