Animal jokes

Dog jokes

What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen? Eat out....Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

What should you do if you see a vicious dog? Hope he doesn't see you....Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick? You should know more than your dog....Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

What was the dog doing on the turnpike? About seven miles an hour....Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia? A puppy....Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? A hen that lays pooched eggs....Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

When is a dog most impolite? When he points....Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

When you catch your dog eating a dictionary, what should you do? Take the words right out of hi...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

Where do you usually find dogs? It all depends on where you lose them....Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

Which dog can tell time? A watchdog....Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

Which dog eats with its tail? All dogs keep their tails on when eating....Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

Which dog is always without a tail? A hot dog....Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

Which dog looks like a cat? A police dog in disguise....Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

Which dog tastes better when eaten? A hot dog....Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head? The tomato was in a can....Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape? He was colour-blind....Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

Why did the dog run in circles? He was a watchdog and needed winding....Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

Why did the dog say he was an actor? His leg was in a cast....Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

Why did the dog sleep so poorly? By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and ...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematician? When he asked the dog what six...Read the whole joke

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