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Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children a dachshund? He wanted a dog they could all pe...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise? Because the captain stood on the deck....Read the whole joke

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Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down? One good turn deserves another....Read the whole joke

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Why does a d dog scratch himself? He is the only one that knows where it itches....Read the whole joke

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Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot....Read the whole joke

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Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming....Read the whole joke

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Why is a dog so warm in Summer? He wears a coat and pants....Read the whole joke

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Why was the mother flea so unhappy? All her children had gone to the dogs....Read the whole joke

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Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger? I'd rather have him chase the tiger...Read the whole joke

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Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s? He puts down the three and carries the one....Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

My dog is great at math. Really ? Ask him how much is two minus two. But two minus two is no...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

A man and his son were shovelling the driveway after a heavy snowfall when their dog, Lady, wand...Read the whole joke

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Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer who said his...Read the whole joke

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The front door was accidentally left open and our dog was gone. After unsuccessfully whistling...Read the whole joke

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What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian? A spot-weiler!...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian! No need to, it already has its own spots!...Read the whole joke

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What do you call a boring dog? A dull-mation!...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !...Read the whole joke

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What kind of dog is a person's best friend? A palmatian!...Read the whole joke

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Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard? They're all paws....Read the whole joke

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