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A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar...

A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers when a giraffe walked in. "Get a loa...Read the whole joke

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A New York boy was being led through the swamps...

A New York boy was being led through the swamps ofLouisiana by his cousin. "Is it true that an allig...Read the whole joke

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A police officer came upon a terrible wreck...

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he lo...Read the whole joke

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A robber was robbing a house...

A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. "Jesus is watching you!" "who's there?" The ...Read the whole joke

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A Second Opinion

A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp. The vet rushes...Read the whole joke

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A snail buys a fast new car

|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to ge...Read the whole joke

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A talking horse

A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a few minutes.The man had ...Read the whole joke

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A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona...

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is on. ...Read the whole joke

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A very insulting parrot

|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to t...Read the whole joke

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A veterinarian surgeon...

A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick an...Read the whole joke

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A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo...

A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of the big silverback gorilla...Read the whole joke

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A woman was thinking about finding a pet...

A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She decided she would like ...Read the whole joke

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Almost no diffenrence

"What's the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine," the society ...Read the whole joke

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An amazing talking dog

|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog c...Read the whole joke

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An ant and an elephant share a night of romance...

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes up and the elephant is d...Read the whole joke

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An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft...

An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse down below him. He dives down an...Read the whole joke

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An elephant...

An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, "How do you breathe out of that thing?"Sent by abu dah...Read the whole joke

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An irresolvable problem

A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed that she w...Read the whole joke

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An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing...

An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top up a camel with water."T...Read the whole joke

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An old lady owned two monkeys...

An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them to the taxodermist."So you wa...Read the whole joke

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