Animal jokes

Dog jokes

What kind of dog doesn't do well in hot weather? A faint Bernard!...Read the whole joke

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What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection? A pointer!...Read the whole joke

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What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet? A Lassie who plays brassie!...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick? A docs-hund!...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ? Terrier-fied !...Read the whole joke

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What dog would you want on your American football team? A golden receiver!...Read the whole joke

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What kind of dog is the smartest? A great brain!...Read the whole joke

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What dog wears contact lenses ? A cock-eyed spaniel !...Read the whole joke

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What dog do other dogs tell their problems to? A complaint Bernard!...Read the whole joke

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What dog takes the money and runs fast! A payhound!...Read the whole joke

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What dog always gets on everyone's nerves? A great pane!...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs? Only when they snap at something!...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

What dogs never get lost? Newfound-lands!...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

How can you make a basset hound fast? Take away its food!...Read the whole joke

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What dog sweats the most and drinks the most water? A hot-weiler!...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

What should you do if you have a basset hound over for dinner? Have a short table!...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

If a beagle can't play a bugle in the marching band, what's his other favorite instrument to pla...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

Which dog eats with its tail? All dogs keep their tails on when eating....Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

How do you make a dog float? Take two scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a sm...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

What is your dog's favorite breakfast? Pooched eggs!...Read the whole joke

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