Animal jokes

Dog jokes

Where will a springer spaniel never shop? At a flea market!...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

Alsation: How did you find the fleas? Beagle: I didn't! They found me!...Read the whole joke

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What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !...Read the whole joke

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How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket....Read the whole joke

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How many hairs are in a dog's tail? None. They are all on the outside....Read the whole joke

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Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming....Read the whole joke

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Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !...Read the whole joke

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When does a dog go "moo" ? When it is learning a new language !...Read the whole joke

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What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper....Read the whole joke

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What kind of modeling clay does a dog use? Fi-Do!...Read the whole joke

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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ? A petticoat !...Read the whole joke

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How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast? He foame...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

When George Washington was a general, why did he like to have dogs around? They were very help...Read the whole joke

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How can if you have a stupid dog ? It chases parked cars !...Read the whole joke

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What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints? With a track-tor!...Read the whole joke

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What dog rides a horse named Macaroni? Yankee poodle!...Read the whole joke

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What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? A hen that lays pooched eggs....Read the whole joke

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What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird? A Doberman fincher!...Read the whole joke

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Why did the dog jump into the sea? He wanted to chase the catfish!...Read the whole joke

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