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Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night? ...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ? A dog that will run to the shop to get...Read the whole joke

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Advertisement: Dog for sale. Really gentle. Eats anything. Especially fond of children....Read the whole joke

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Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter. First woman: My dog is so smar...Read the whole joke

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Q: What's got four legs and no ears? A: Mike Tyson's dog....Read the whole joke

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Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire? A.It doesn't want to become a hot dog....Read the whole joke

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What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer? Woofleball...Read the whole joke

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Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his "paw."...Read the whole joke

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Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper? A. "Rough rough"....Read the whole joke

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A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and the dalmation said to the houn...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes 01

|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can't bury them in trees!Q: Why did the poor...Read the whole joke

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|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet setter!Q: What do dogs have that no ot...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes 03

|Q: What is a dog's favorite sport?A: Formula 1 drooling!Q: What do you get if you take a really big...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes 04

|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A dog that chases cars - and catches them!Q:...Read the whole joke

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Dog jokes 05

|Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?A: Cats can't drive!Q: What do you call a ...Read the whole joke

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|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How many seasons are there in a dog...Read the whole joke

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|Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?A: Cockerpoodledoo!Q: What...Read the whole joke

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|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A: He gets splinters in his mouth!...Read the whole joke

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Dog named Sex

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke

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Dog washing

A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks our a huge box of la...Read the whole joke

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