Animal jokes

Dogs and Light Bulbs

|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll replace any w...Read the whole joke

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Elephant jokes

Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes? A: Slow clowns....Read the whole joke

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Elephant jokes

'We're going to play elephants and circuses,' said a little boy at kindergarten, 'Do you want to...Read the whole joke

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Elephant jokes

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ? So he could hide in the cherry tree !...Read the whole joke

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What do you call an elephant that flies ? A jumbo jet !...Read the whole joke

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Elephant jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ? Big holes all over Australia !...Read the whole joke

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How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !...Read the whole joke

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? Because he wanted to hide in the col...Read the whole joke

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Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ? Because they couldn't hold their trunk...Read the whole joke

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Why does an elephant wear sneakers ? So that he can sneak up on mice !...Read the whole joke

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Elephant jokes

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ? A jet propelled elephant !...Read the whole joke

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Elephant jokes

What's big and grey and wears a mask ? The elephantom of the opera !...Read the whole joke

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Elephant jokes

What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ? An elephant with an umbrella...Read the whole joke

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Elephant jokes

What's grey and never needs ironing ? A drip dry elephant !...Read the whole joke

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Elephant jokes

What's grey and goes round and round ? An elephant in a washing machine !...Read the whole joke

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Elephant jokes

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ? The Loch Ness Elephant !...Read the whole joke

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Elephant jokes

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ? An elephant disguised as a banana !...Read the whole joke

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Elephant jokes

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ? An umbrellaphant !...Read the whole joke

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What's big, grey and flies straight up ? An elecopter !...Read the whole joke

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What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ? An elephant holding its breath !...Read the whole joke

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