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A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really n...Read the whole joke

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What kind of elephants live in Antartica ? Cold ones !...Read the whole joke

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Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !...Read the whole joke

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How do you fit five elephants into a car ? Two in the front, two in the back and the other in t...Read the whole joke

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How does an elephant get out of a small car ? The same way that he got in !...Read the whole joke

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Why did the elephant cross the road ? Because the chicken was having a day off !...Read the whole joke

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and...Read the whole joke

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How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ? Take all the matches out first !...Read the whole joke

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What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine !...Read the whole joke

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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !...Read the whole joke

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Why are elephants wiser than chickens ? Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!...Read the whole joke

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Why do elephants eat raw food ? Because they don't know how to cook !...Read the whole joke

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Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ? He wrecked three cars, a bus and ...Read the whole joke

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Why did the elephant eat the candle ? For light refreshment !...Read the whole joke

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When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ? When it's a baby elephant !...Read the whole joke

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How do you know that peanuts are fattening ? Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?...Read the whole joke

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What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ? Dumbo !...Read the whole joke

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Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."? Bert:"W...Read the whole joke

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Why do elephants do well in school ? Because they have a lot of grey matter !...Read the whole joke

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Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?" Pupil:"I don't know, nobody I know owns on...Read the whole joke

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