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Teacher: "Name six wild animals" Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"...Read the whole joke

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Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?" Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too b...Read the whole joke

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Tarzan was tired when he came home. "What have you been doing", asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of e...Read the whole joke

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What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ? Get a tame one and annoy it !...Read the whole joke

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ? Here come the elephants...Read the whole joke

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What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ? On television !...Read the whole joke

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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ? Because of all the cheetahs !...Read the whole joke

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ? Anything you want as he can't hear you...Read the whole joke

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What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ? Annette !...Read the whole joke

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ? Russell !...Read the whole joke

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What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater ? Warren !...Read the whole joke

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What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? Terrified !...Read the whole joke

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How to elephants talk to each other ? By 'elephone !...Read the whole joke

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What do you give an elephant with big feet ? Plenty of room !...Read the whole joke

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Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they've no pockets to put things in !...Read the whole joke

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What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !...Read the whole joke

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What do you find in an elephants graveyard ? Elephantoms !...Read the whole joke

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What is stronger an elephant or a snail ? A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant jus...Read the whole joke

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What do you do with old cannon balls ? Give them to elephants to use as marbles !...Read the whole joke

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What do elephants do in the evenings ? Watch elevision !...Read the whole joke

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