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Who lost a herd of elephants ? Big bo peep !...Read the whole joke

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What is an elephants favourite film ? Elephantasia...Read the whole joke

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What do elephants say as a compliment ? You look elephantastic !...Read the whole joke

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What did the elephant say to the famous detective ? It's ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !...Read the whole joke

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Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ? To stop getting wet !...Read the whole joke

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What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ? Six weeks old !...Read the whole joke

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What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ? This is the end of me !...Read the whole joke

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What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ? An animal that tells you everything th...Read the whole joke

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What do elephants sing at christmas ? Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants......Read the whole joke

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Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ? Elephanta Claus !...Read the whole joke

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How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !...Read the whole joke

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My elephants got no trunk ? How does it smell ? Terrible !...Read the whole joke

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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ? Take away it's credit cards !...Read the whole joke

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What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ? Out of the way !...Read the whole joke

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Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they can't remember long stories !...Read the whole joke

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Why is an elephant braver than a hen ? Because the elephant isn't chicken !...Read the whole joke

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What is worse than raining cats and dogs ? Raining elephants !...Read the whole joke

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How do you raise a baby elephant ? With a fork lift truck !...Read the whole joke

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Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin ...Read the whole joke

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Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive c...Read the whole joke

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