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How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf......Read the whole joke

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How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow....Read the whole joke

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? A jumbo yeti....Read the whole joke

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Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was under the elephants foot....Read the whole joke

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What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee? A sheep....Read the whole joke

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Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar? Because they're easier to get at the ballpark....Read the whole joke

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Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly? Because if they were small round and white, they would...Read the whole joke

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Why don't elephants like martinis? Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?...Read the whole joke

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Why do elephants live in the jungle? Because it's out of the high rent district....Read the whole joke

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Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it'...Read the whole joke

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Why do elephants jump across rivers? So they won't step on the fish....Read the whole joke

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Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!...Read the whole joke

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Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car? A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!...Read the whole joke

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Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!...Read the whole joke

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It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to...Read the whole joke

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An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he squished many little ants. Upset, ...Read the whole joke

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|What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the fence!What's grey, stands in a r...Read the whole joke

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|What' s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What's yellow on the outside and grey on ...Read the whole joke

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|What' s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a trampoline!What's grey and wrink...Read the whole joke

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|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What has 3 tails, 4 t...Read the whole joke

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