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Elephant jokes 05

|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry tree!What do you get if ...Read the whole joke

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Elephant jokes 06

|What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and the other...Read the whole joke

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Elephant jokes 07

|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fi...Read the whole joke

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Elephant jokes 08

|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that tells you everything that it ...Read the whole joke

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Elephant jokes 09

|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way to get a wild elephant?Get...Read the whole joke

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Elephant jokes 10

|Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do you call a...Read the whole joke

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Elephant jokes 11

|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with a machine gun call yo...Read the whole joke

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Elephant jokes 12

|What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?Russell!A man w...Read the whole joke

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Elephant jokes 13

|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do elephants have trunks?Becaus...Read the whole joke

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Elephant jokes 14

|Why shouldn't you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he'd rather go to the movies!What's blue and ...Read the whole joke

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Elephant Jokes Eight

Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q: What do ...Read the whole joke

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elephant sex

Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if one steps on you...Read the whole joke

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Elephants

How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in the back....Read the whole joke

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Elephants and Cell-Phones

Q: Why don't elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won't know their plans....Read the whole joke

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Elephants II

What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash...Read the whole joke

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Elephants III

How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close door.How do you ...Read the whole joke

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Elephants IV

How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two elephants out of the water?One by...Read the whole joke

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Elephants IX

Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book - The Sex Life of the Elephan...Read the whole joke

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Elephants V

Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles....Read the whole joke

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Elephants VI

How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him "lu...Read the whole joke

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