Animal jokes

Animals Q & A

|Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either...Read the whole joke

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Ant and Elephant have romance

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke

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At an auction

During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told the auctioneer, "I'm payi...Read the whole joke

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Baby bear wants to live somewhere else

|The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke

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bear and a rabbit

A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops o...Read the whole joke

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Beware of dog!

Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! pos...Read the whole joke

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Bird jokes

A man with a talking parrot is getting married. On the day of the wedding he says to the parrot ...Read the whole joke

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Bird jokes

David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and te...Read the whole joke

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Bird jokes

Q: Why do hens lay eggs? A: If they dropped them, they'd break...Read the whole joke

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Bird jokes

Q: What is a crowbar? A: A place were crows go to get a drink!...Read the whole joke

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Bird jokes

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: To prove he wasn't chicken....Read the whole joke

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Bird jokes

Q: Why did the rooster cross the road? A: To get to the chick across the street!...Read the whole joke

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Bird jokes

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the li...Read the whole joke

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Bird jokes

How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side....Read the whole joke

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Bird jokes

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken? A pecking order....Read the whole joke

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Bird jokes

What's brown and white and flies all over? Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chain sa...Read the whole joke

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Bird jokes

What is a polygon ? A dead parrot !...Read the whole joke

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Bird jokes

What birds spend all their time on their knees ? Birds of prey !...Read the whole joke

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Bird jokes

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ? A headbanger !...Read the whole joke

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Bird jokes

When is the best time to buy budgies ? When they're going cheap !...Read the whole joke

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